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That's not right!                                     Sum Ting Wong

Are you harbouring a fugitive?                        Hu Yu Hai Ding

See me ASAP   ;                                       Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man                                            Dum Fuk

Small Horse                                           Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach?                              Wai Yu So Tan

I bumped into a coffee table!                   Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni

I think you need a face lift!                         Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here!                               Wai So Dim

I thought you were on a diet!                         Wai Yu Mun Ching

This is a tow away zone!                              No Pah King

meeting is scheduled for next week!                  Wai Yu Kum Nao

Staying out of sight                                 Lei Ying Lo

He's cleaning his automobile                         Wa ****ng Ka

Your body odor is offensive                          Yu Stin Ki Pu

Great                                                Fa Kin Su Pa