"Matt" wrote
> give us a song Jef :)
> +what is a metro cart?
Metro car= our public transit, aka: Subway, tube, underground.
A public conveyance where you get looked at askance (or worse) for
demonstrating publicly your lack of tonality and pitch.
A favorite to blurt out at full volume, with hat in hand is:
"WE HAD A BABY AT OOOOOUUUUUUUR HOUSE; IT CRIED THE WHOLE NIGHT
THROOOOOOOUUUUGH!
IT DIED FOR JUST TO SPIIIIIIIIIIIITE US, OF SPINAL MENINGIIIIIIIIIIIIITIS!
IT WAS A LOUSY BABY, ANYHOW; WE ATE IT!"
Thunderous catcalls and waves of approbation follow me out onto the
platform.
I scoop up the randomly thrown nickels or ****rt buttons and wait for the
next train....
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