On Wed, 23 Jul 2008 07:07:47 -0400, Robbster
<robbVERIZON@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.
>
>A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the
>birch, 'Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'
>
>The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the
>sapling. The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you
>tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'
>
>The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, 'It is
>neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best
>piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in.'
Clever.
Funny.
Wanna go out, Bev?
Fred
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