Whilst reading here, think like bumps on a log.
Find yourself reminded of a boiling frog,
and recall this joke: That to smoke is to dwell
in water much hotter than frogs can ever tell,
until boiling uncoils; spoils, and foils fun frog frollic.
Delight in your senses, and scents sent santalic!
Though some may smirk, you know cold turkey can
conquer nicotine (with its l-tryptophan*)!
So, when feeling that twitch like a frog on the boil,
eat a turkey sandwich! Smell some sandalwood oil**!
Some may think that's just bull****,
or that t'was writ by some nitwit.
Of course, that's true. This nitwit writ
that **** which, somehow, seems to fit
the description: how to keep a quit
intact. In fact, if you'll just sit
right there, and stare at your screen, lit
with what was wrought when "Send" was hit,
you'll see what I mean, if you lean just a bit
to the left of the cleft, as your hemispheres split.
Each minute adds more time well bided.
Others may smoke, but you've decided
not to partake throughout this ride.
Your quit remains quite bona fide!
It's not that you know What to do,
although you do, that much is true.
It's more a matter of what Not -
Your "will Not!" will won't spoil this plot.
So, while some smoke, you Will smoke Not!
Remember now that frog joke, wot?
For that's what first we versed about.
If not forgotten, perhaps in doubt.
So sets this tome in time to cure
the cravings that cannot obscure
our purpose that is set to be,
"In perpetuity, smoke free!"
-hi-
* - "...helpful for those addicted to nicotine."
http://www.good-health-store.com/pd_l_tryptophan.cfm
** - "can stop you thinking about smoking and help you to focus on
something else."
http://www.aromatherapybalm.com/aromatherapy/can-aromatherapy-quit-smoking-products-really-help-16/
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