Two elderly residents, an old sailor and a woman, were
sitting alone in the lobby of their nursing home one evening.
The old sailor looked over and said to the old lady, 'I know just
what you're wanting. For $5.00 I'll have *** with you right over
there in that rocking chair.'
The old lady looked surprised but didn't say a word.
The old sailor continued, 'For $10 I'll do it with you on that nice
soft sofa over there.
But for $20 I'll take you back to my room, light some candles, and
give you the most romantic evening you've ever had in your life.'
The old lady still says nothing, but after a couple minutes, starts
digging down in her purse.
She pulls out a wrinkled $20 bill and holds it up.
'So you want the nice romantic evening in my room,' says the old
sailor.
'Get serious,' she replies. 'Four times in the rocker!'
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