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OT: JOKE....Perfect Day for Him and Her

by Sally <nosmokin2atcomcastdotnet> May 30, 2008 at 09:38 PM

THE PERFECT DAY - FOR HER
8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses
8:30 Weigh in 2kg lighter than yesterday
8:45 Breakfast in bed - Freshly squeezed orange juice and
croissants;
open presents -
expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner
9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil
10:00 Light workout at club with handsome, funny personal trainer
10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo condition, blow dry
12:00 Lunch with best friend at fa****onable outdoor cafe
12:45 Catch sight of boyfriend's ex and notices she has gained 7kg
13:00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit
15:00 Nap
16:00 3 dozen roses delivered by florist - card is from secret
admirer
16:15 Light work out at club, followed by massage from strong but
gentle


hunk who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body
17:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade before
full
length mirror
19:30 Candle lit dinner for two followed by dancing, with
compliments
received from other diners/dancers
22:00 Hot shower [alone]
22:50 Carried to bed...[Freshly ironed, crisp, new, white linen]
23:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
23:15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms
and


THE PERFECT DAY - FOR HIM
6:00 Alarm
6:15 Blow job
6:30 Massive satisfying dump while reading the s****ts section
7:00 Breakfast - rump steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all cooked
by
****d buxom wench
7:30 Limo arrives
7:45 Several Whiskeys en-route to air****t
9:15 Flight in personal Lear Jet
9:30 Limo to Riverside Oaks Golf Club [Blow job en-route]
9:45 Play front nine [2 under]
11:45 Lunch - Pie, chips and gravy, 3 lagers and a bottle of Dom
Perignon
12:15 Blow job
12:30 Play back nine [4 under]
14:15 Limo back to air****t
14:30 Fly to Monte Carlo
15:30 Late afternoon fi****ng excursion with all female crew [all
****]
16:30 Land world record Marlin [1234lbs] on light tackle
17:00 Fly home - massage and hand job by ****d Elle McPherson
18:45 ****, shower, shave
19:00 Watch news - Brad Pitt assassinated; marajuana and ****
legalised
19:30 Dinner - Lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon, big juicy fillet
steak
followed by Ice cream served on a pair of tits
21:00 Napoleon Brandy and Cohuna cigar in front of wall size TV as
you
watch Match of the Day
21:30 *** with three women [all with lesbian tendencies]
23:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and cleansing ale
23:30 Night cap blow job
23:45 In bed alone
23:50 A 12 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog
to leave the room
 




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OT: JOKE....Perfect Day for Him and Her
Sally <nosmokin2atcomc  2008-05-30 21:38:30 
Re: OT: JOKE....Perfect Day for Him and Her
msmomo2u <suzmthompson  2008-05-30 23:33:24 
Re: OT: JOKE....Perfect Day for Him and Her
msmomo2u <suzmthompson  2008-05-31 01:17:09 

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