A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the
crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could
manage, he took himself to the doctor.
He said "How bad is it doc?.....I'm going on my honeymoon next week
and
my fiancée is still a virgin in every way."
The doctor told him, "I'll have to put your ***** in a splint to let
it
heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week." So he took
four
tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided bandage, and wired
it
all together; an impressive work of art.
The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries and goes on their
honeymoon. That night in the motel room she rips open her blouse to
reveal a gorgeous set of breasts.
This was the first time he saw them. She said, "You're the first; no
one
has ever touched these breasts."
He immediately drops his pants and replies,...... "Look at this, it's
still in the CRATE!"
