Tarzan gets in a terrible fight with a ferocious lion, and loses an
eye,
an arm, and his wanker. The animals of the jungle nurse Tarzan back to
health. They give him the eye of a hawk, the arm of a gorilla, and for
a
pecker, they give him a baby elephant's trunk.
After about a week, Cheetah comes up to Tarzan and says, "Tarzan, how
you like-a your new parts?"
Tarzan says, "Eye good...Tarzan see far, clear... arm good...long,
strong... but Tarzan not crazy about new wienie... all day long, pick
weeds and stuff up Tarzan's ass."
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