A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched
straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I hate drawing
welfare. I would really rather find a job.
The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing.
We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a
chauffeur/bodyguard for his nympho daughter. You'll have to
drive around in a big black Mercedes, but the suits, ****rts,
and ties are provided. Because of the long hours of this job,
meals will also be provided. You will also be required to
escort the young lady on her overseas holidays. The salary
package is $200,000 a year.".
The young man said, "You're bull****ing me, man!"
The man behind the counter said, "Well, you started it!
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