A little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees
this HUGE guy standing next to him. The big guy sees
the little guy staring at him, looks down and says:
"7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch *****, 3 pound left
testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."
The small guy faints dead away and falls to the floor.
The big dude kneels down and brings him to, slapping
his face and shaking him. When the little guy finally
comes around, the big guy asks him, "What's wrong with you?"
In a very weak voice the little guy says, "Excuse me,
but what EXACTLY did you say to me?"
The big dude said, "I saw the curious look on your face
and figured I'd just give you the answers to the
questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall,
I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch *****, my left
testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3
pounds and my name is Turner Brown."
The small guy says, "Thank God! I thought you
said 'Turn around.'"
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