OT: A Terribly Strange Bed

I just got back from a trip to  a bed shop,  and came out poorer by
some 1200 dollars.
It was one of these beds that you can raise and lower the head and foot
end.  I have one here, but just after moving in here, i dropped the
control  thing into a glass of Scotch that was on the bedside table.
From then on, it works but the vibrator will not go off, and I don't
fancy sleeping  on a bed that is buzzing  and vibrating!
(BTW if you don't already know, the Subject line is the title of a short
story by Wilkie Collins.)
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Ian
Ft Worth  where it's terribly hot hot hot....