Re: *** BREAD : THE MOVIE ***

On May 12, 1:08=A0pm, "Jef." <j...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> "Robert Lewis" wrote
>
> > We (in San Antonio, TX) would take our field trip to the Butter Crust
> > Bakery. =A0They'd give us free paper book covers with the Butter Crust
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ogo
> > & name all over them. =A0We, being ornerly boys, erased the "er" &
made =
it
> > "Butt Crust". =A0 Well, we thought we were funny at the time.
>
> I used to work as an usher at The Janus Theatres in Wa****ngton, D.C.
This
> was in the days when theatres still had actual ushers who carried
> flashlights, showed you to your seats, and checked the theatres for
smoker=
s
> and people making noise and so on. We were required to wear these monkey
> suits-- red jackets w/ black lapels; black pants with a red stripe down
th=
e
> outside seam; white ****rts; clip-on black bow ties. We looked like bogus
> little ambassadors from some very questionable country. These get-ups
> wouldn't even be worn by the cheesiest Motown act...
>
> The jackets all had "JANUS" =A0embroidered on the breast pocket. We'd
use
> safety pins (inside the jacket, stuck thru all but the outermost layer
of
> material) to pin the left lapel down and slightly to the left so it read
> "ANUS". Our way of sticking it to the asshole theatre owner-- a man with
> true delusions of adequacy.

Photoshop that one up.