Apparently, my seven year-old son heard that beer gives you cavities. So
now
I have to give up beer, but just for the summer. Once the three ****ner
Bock
99s are gone (that's all that's left in the fridge), then I'm dry till
school starts.
Might not be a bad thing, maybe give me a chance at finding those lower
two
abs and turning my four- into a six-pack again. Haven't had a good flat
belly since I was, oh crap, like 30, 31 or so. Let's say 5-10lbs to lean,
no
big deal.
And he made me promise. I said, "Remember this when your 16."
Gads.
You know, I used to say, "Imagine the rest of your life without alcohol.
If
that scares you, you're an alcoholic." I said this, of course, before I
started drinking, and I never drank before I was 21, God's Truth, got
liquored up at my regular tittie bar on my 21st birthday, threw up all the
way home, hanging out the window, nothing unusual in Austin, and haven't
let
off the gas since.
Guess I'm an alki, because thinking about a summer without beer scares me!
But, at least I won't get cavities! <smiles>
- Saul
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