So I ventured to ask my sis about those Black Hole kisses and she
said, yep, she had encountered that a few times. She thinks it is
perhaps the Silver Screen kiss run amuck.
She then pointed me to a site she says details quite a few crazy
kisses she has had over the years.
Here are a few from the site she has been apart of:
The Swordfish: They operate their tongue much like a swordfish uses
it's snout, in a blunt and violent manner.
The Deep Sea Diver: They rarely come up for air.
The Lizard: Their tongue darts in and out of your mouth like a reptile
probing for its next victim.
Frozen in Time: They never change the position, posture or angle of
their head. It is as if they have mastered kissing cryogenics.
The Squid: They seem to excrete an awful flavor. All you can think of
is how to slip them a breath mint.
Kafkaesque kiss:
a kiss that starts out feeling like it's about to transform you but
ends up just bugging you.
Socratic kiss:
actually really a Platonic kiss, but it's claimed to be the Socratic
technique so it'll sound more authoritative; however, compared to most
strictly Platonic kisses, Socratic kisses wander around a lot more and
cover more ground.
Hegelian kiss:
a dialectical technique in which the kiss incor****ates its own
antikiss, forming a synthekiss, whatever that means.
Godelian kiss:
a kiss that takes an extraordinarily long time, yet leaves you unable
to decide whether you've been kissed or not.
They also mention kato's The Wrecking Ball and the one you are
mystified with sounds like this one...
The Grouper: As they kiss you, their lips (which could require their
own zip code) completely engulf yours.
You know when you think about it, it is really kind of weird that we
all want to touch lips like we do. And yeah, it does feel pretty good
when done right.
Vickie
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