Two dyslexics ski-ing, and one says "Do we go zigzag or zagzig?"
"Dunno" says the other "lets ask that guy over there."
They ski over and ask him and he says
"Sorry, can't help you- I'm a tobogganist."
"Oh, right" says the first dyslexic "Can you sell me twenty Benson &
Hedges, then?"
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zaax
