Im****tance of Walking ---- 13 reasons
#1
Walking can add minutes to your life.
This enables you at 85 years old
To spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
Home at $7000 per month.
#2
My grandpa started walking
Five miles a day when he was 60..
Now he's 97 years old
And we don't know where he is.
#3
I like long walks,
Especially when they are taken
By people who annoy me.
#4
The only reason I would take up walking
Is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
#5
I have to walk early in the morning,
Before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
#6
I joined a health club last year,
Spent about 400 bucks.
Haven't lost a pound.
Apparently you have to go there.
#7
Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
#8
I do have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
#9
The advantage of exercising every day
Is so when you die, they'll say,
'Wow, he looks good doesn't he!'
#10
If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
Start with a small country.
#11
I know I got a lot of exercise
The last few years,......
Just getting over the hill.
#12
We all get heavier as we get older,
Because there's a lot more information in our heads.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it..
AND #13
Every time I start thinking too much
About how I look,
I just find a Happy Hour
And by the time I leave,
I look jus t fine.
You could run this over to your friends
But just e-mail it to them!
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