Do you need a heart transplant? Have the doctors told you there are
not enough hearts available and placed you on a never ending waiting
list? Hearts are not that far away. Most are young too.
Please visit alt.suicide.holiday and mention you need a heart. Offer
to pay one of these kids a couple bucks and have them sign a contract
to donate their heart to you after they complete their suicide. Most
of the kids (and a few adults) on that group will be dead within
weeks. You will have your new heart for little money and only have to
pay for installation.