"Thurdust" <thurdust@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
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> Just crossposting to some relevant groups.
>
> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
>> Here follows the one true ballot for the July 2008 Usenet Kook
>> Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
>> burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for
>> Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
>>
>> * you are a notorious net.kook
>> * you attempt to vote twice
>> * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
>> * you vote for or against yourself
>> * you vote in a thread other than this one
>> * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
>> * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
>> * you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
>> * you have officially been declared non-existent
>> * you are under the protection of a Formosa ruling
>>
>> Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
>> until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) EDT on August 10th to cast your votes.
>> Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
>>
>> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>>
>> BOBO AWARD
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>
>> Patrick Michael Sullivan AKA The Kearsley Curse
>>
>> YES
>> NO
>> Abstain
>>
>> KOOK OF THE MONTH
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
>> Scott Abraham
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
>>
>> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Craig Chilton
>> David "Yads" Yadallee AKA "The Doctor" of rec.arts.drwho
>> No Einstein
>> None of the above
>> Abstain
>>
>> COWARD OF THE MONTH
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
>> Scott Abraham
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
>>
>> GOLDEN KILLFILE
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> David "Yads" Yadallee AKA "The Doctor" of rec.arts.drwho
>> Top Poster of rec.arts.drwho
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
>>
>> JOSEPH BARTLO MEMORIAL PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Bob Milby AKA Patriot Games
>> Bucky Breeder
>> David "Yads" Yadallee AKA "The Doctor" of rec.arts.drwho
>> Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
>> None of the above
>> Abstain
>>
>> BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>
>> Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
>>
>> YES
>> NO
>> Abstain
>>
>> PALMJOB PADDLE
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Bob Milby AKA Patriot Games
>> Yads AKA "The Doctor" of rec.arts.drwho
>> None of the above
>> Abstain
>>
>> TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
>> Zarbiface of rec.arts.drwho
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
>>
>> DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>
>> "Atlanta's non-drought" by Dr. Andrew B. Chung
>>
>> YES
>> NO
>> Abstain
>>
>> GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
>> David "Yads" Yadallee AKA "The Doctor" of rec.arts.drwho
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
>>
>> BUSTED URINAL AWARD
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> David "Yads" Yadallee AKA "The Doctor" of rec.arts.drwho
>> Ray Gordon Parker
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
>>
Ray Gordon Parker
>> UNABOMBER SURPRISE
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Jennifer "Spanglebabykins" Nance of alt.gossip.celebrities
>> Y.Y. ****at of sci.physics
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
>>
>> GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
>> Y.Y. ****at of sci.physics
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
>>
>> BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Ernie Primeau, trained by Farrel Manne
>> Jamie "Lamie" Baillie, trained by the NANA* subhierarchy
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
>>
>> EDMOND WOLLMANN MEMORIAL "RUBBER TURKEY" FOR JULY 4TH 2008
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Brad Guth
>> Craig Chilton
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
>>
>> HAMMER OF THOR
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>
>> Pope Snarky
>>
>> YES
>> NO
>> Abstain
>>
>> OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
>> (Vote for one or abstain)
>>
>> David "Yads" Yadallee AKA "The Doctor" of rec.arts.drwho
>> Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
>> Abstain
>>
>> OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
>> (Vote for one or abstain)
>>
>> Bill Hughes
>> David "Yads" Yadallee AKA "The Doctor" of rec.arts.drwho
>> Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
>> Abstain
>>
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>>
>> Fluffy thanks you for your participation. Meow.
>> --
>> The Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler of AUK
>>
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