Just crossposting to some relevant groups.
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
> Here follows the one true ballot for the July 2008 Usenet Kook
> Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
> burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for
> Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
>
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>
> Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
> until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) EDT on August 10th to cast your votes.
> Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
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>
> BOBO AWARD
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Patrick Michael Sullivan AKA The Kearsley Curse
>
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
>
> KOOK OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
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> Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
> Scott Abraham
> Neither of the above
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>
> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Craig Chilton
> David "Yads" Yadallee AKA "The Doctor" of rec.arts.drwho
> No Einstein
> None of the above
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>
> COWARD OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
> Scott Abraham
> Neither of the above
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>
> GOLDEN KILLFILE
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> David "Yads" Yadallee AKA "The Doctor" of rec.arts.drwho
> Top Poster of rec.arts.drwho
> Neither of the above
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>
> JOSEPH BARTLO MEMORIAL PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
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> Bob Milby AKA Patriot Games
> Bucky Breeder
> David "Yads" Yadallee AKA "The Doctor" of rec.arts.drwho
> Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
>
> YES
> NO
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>
> PALMJOB PADDLE
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Bob Milby AKA Patriot Games
> Yads AKA "The Doctor" of rec.arts.drwho
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
> Zarbiface of rec.arts.drwho
> Neither of the above
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>
> DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> "Atlanta's non-drought" by Dr. Andrew B. Chung
>
> YES
> NO
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>
> GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
> David "Yads" Yadallee AKA "The Doctor" of rec.arts.drwho
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> BUSTED URINAL AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> David "Yads" Yadallee AKA "The Doctor" of rec.arts.drwho
> Ray Gordon Parker
> Neither of the above
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>
> UNABOMBER SURPRISE
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Jennifer "Spanglebabykins" Nance of alt.gossip.celebrities
> Y.Y. ****at of sci.physics
> Neither of the above
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>
> GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
> Y.Y. ****at of sci.physics
> Neither of the above
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>
> BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Ernie Primeau, trained by Farrel Manne
> Jamie "Lamie" Baillie, trained by the NANA* subhierarchy
> Neither of the above
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>
> EDMOND WOLLMANN MEMORIAL "RUBBER TURKEY" FOR JULY 4TH 2008
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Brad Guth
> Craig Chilton
> Neither of the above
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>
> HAMMER OF THOR
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Pope Snarky
>
> YES
> NO
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>
> OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
> (Vote for one or abstain)
>
> David "Yads" Yadallee AKA "The Doctor" of rec.arts.drwho
> Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
> Abstain
>
> OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
> (Vote for one or abstain)
>
> Bill Hughes
> David "Yads" Yadallee AKA "The Doctor" of rec.arts.drwho
> Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
> Abstain
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